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What makes a good feminist? Would the following make a good feminist?
If I were to say i would
Never say that I think abortion is unethical, ever again
I will never question a single of their statistics again
I will never question that mothers should get automatic custody
I will never question whether a woman who claims it was raped or abused
I will "take responsibility" as a man for all the horrible things my gender has done-
each time a woman is raped/abused I will blame myself
I will support a woman getting any job over me as it promotes "equality"
I will automatically assume sexism whenever anything seems like it may possibly be unfair against women.
I will assume that women would under fair circumstances be doing exactly as good at men at everything or better, unless feminists do not claim it so like in physical strength in which case I shall demand that allowances are made for them in any way which women are inferior so that they have equal opportunities at things they aren’t as good at as men
I will support any action to try to equalise any inequalities (which go against women)
I will support more money going to womens causes, especially in comparison to mens.
I will attempt to make men act however it is feminism says they should act, instead of how they do- because if they are not acting how feminism says they should be it is because of gender roles and the patriachy
I will admit the existence of the patriachy, which is about men having wealth and positions of power, neither of which I have any of at all but will as a man assume that I benefit from this in some way as opposed to seeing it as being bad that other men have more than me, and that this may actually be a terrible thing in terms of any future success with women. Also, Perhaps the world is more geared towards mens preferences as opposed to womens, which is odd because I thought we were the same except for our given gender roles.
Otherwise, I will oppose "rule of the father" that is if a father does anything, I will oppose him. In fact I will oppose fathers full stop.
I will not act on any sexual urges I have, so that I will not offend any woman by looking at her or saying anything that might be sexual and offend her in some way, and heaven forbid amount to sexual harassment.
I will not want sex from my girlfriend, or show this in any way, lest i be guilty of pressuring her and then if she does have sex with me, perhaps even of raping her.
I will do at least 50% of all the work that women around me do (ie cooking, cleaning), even if they don’t do any of other types of work which I do.
Would this make a good feminist, or an extremely stupid feminist???
That would make you whipped, dude, and while they may appreciate your efforts they wouldn’t respect you. Think for yourself even if it means going against the majority.
7 Responses to “What makes a good feminist? Would the following make a good feminist?”
October 3rd, 2009
Posted by admin in physical abuse statistics | 7 Comments »
i promise to be a lesbian as long as i live.
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This rant has nothing to do with feminism. It is a sarcastic, whiny tirade that uses gross exaggeration to mock a movement that it is largely ignorant of.
Feminism isn’t women are better than men or women having power instead of men. It’s about simple equality.
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That would make you whipped, dude, and while they may appreciate your efforts they wouldn’t respect you. Think for yourself even if it means going against the majority.
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Oh fer cryin’ out loud, get down off your cross, Jebus! Being a feminist means wanting the playing field leveled so that women get paid a decent wage the same as their male counterparts. Being a feminist means that you don’t accept second class citizenship. Look, cookie, men ruled the world for 5000 + years – every civilization has been build with men as the heads of state. Just because we women got a little bit of the pie in the last few decades doesn’t mean that you’re going to starve. If you want an issue to get heated up about, how about the historically uneven distribution of wealth between upper and lower classes, no matter which actually works harder.
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I’d answer this but it would likely constitute a flagrant violation of terms.
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Great question. Doing this would tick all the right boxes to please feminists, but of course they would never respect you
1/ for being spineless
2/ for being a man.
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none of it is true. men have done wrong simply..and women are simply correcting it. overcorrecting what men overdamaged isnt wrong.
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